Black Tidings: Carols of the Profane
Twenty-five Christmas carols. Twenty-five stories. The songs you’ve known your whole life, dismantled and handed back to you bleeding.
| Print Length | 388 pages |
| Dimensions | 6 x 0.83 x 9 inches |
| Publication Date | November 1, 2026 |
| ISBN | 979-8-9910482-4-8 |
Something is wrong with the carolers.
You’ve heard these songs a thousand times. In grocery stores, in cars, in the background of every holiday memory you’ve ever made. You know them the way you know your own heartbeat.
They make you feel safe.
That’s about to change.
Black Tidings: Carols of the Profane is an advent style collection of stories built on the bones of beloved Christmas carols. Each one dismantled, desecrated, and handed back to you in bleeding, torn scraps.
Twenty-five stories. Read one a day from December 1st through Christmas, or devour them all at once. Either way, by the time you’re done, the holidays will never sound quite the same.
You were warned.